i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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