just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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