all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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