You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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