We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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