i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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