I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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