why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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