I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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