Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
