You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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