Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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