my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
