Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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