Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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