the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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