The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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