Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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