it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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