No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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