I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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