She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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