we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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