you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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