apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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