I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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