Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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