He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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