Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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