are you still at the devil's house?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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