You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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