Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
