Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy