This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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