In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Someone shit on the floor
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im six kinds of drunk right now
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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