so explain again why im purple
no
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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