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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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