i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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