i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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