He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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