you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
did you just send me my own nude
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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