used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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