the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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