My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I smell like Dick and happiness
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