I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think I just sharted jello shots
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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