You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i dont even know how to be here
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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