I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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