why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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