We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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