There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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