he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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