My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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